dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

42 minutes ago · 180,181 notes · Source · Reblogged from i-spew-rainbows

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

9 hours ago · 155,780 notes · Source · Reblogged from theshadowsinthesun

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

10 hours ago · 78,124 notes · Source · Reblogged from trianglesandmustaches

12 hours ago · 74,022 notes · Source · Reblogged from tegansenpai

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

useless-worthless-nobody:

intoxifaded:

Save this to your phones or computer and post it on other websites like twitter too!

Why would you NOT reblog this?

14 hours ago · 63,441 notes · Reblogged from neverforgetyourtowel

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

16 hours ago · 220,172 notes · Source · Reblogged from stupiduglyfatcunt

calmingmanatee:

[Image description: A photograph of a manatee in open ocean, facing the camera. TEXT: “Getting something wrong doesn’t mean you are stupid. You are learning, just like everyone else.”]

(Image credit, and some great information about the Crystal River Refuge.)

calmingmanatee:

[Image description: A photograph of a manatee in open ocean, facing the camera. TEXT: “Getting something wrong doesn’t mean you are stupid. You are learning, just like everyone else.”]

(Image credit, and some great information about the Crystal River Refuge.)

17 hours ago · 2,099 notes · Source · Reblogged from nicejewishqueer

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

19 hours ago · 17,221 notes · Source · Reblogged from theshadowsinthesun

ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

Also love the fact that it’s not a member of the guard sitting next to her it’s another old lady

21 hours ago · 316,684 notes · Source · Reblogged from malremi

asylum-art:

Limzy Wei: Flowergirls

artist on tumblr

Malaysian artist Lim Zhi Wei adorns her watercolors entitled “ Flowergirls” with real flowers, to a stunning effect.

22 hours ago · 78,218 notes · Source · Reblogged from taliskertalisker

ryeou:

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed

1 day ago · 140,125 notes · Source · Reblogged from i-spew-rainbows

can-i-be-your-favorite-bird:

it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it

1 day ago · 342,685 notes · Source · Reblogged from nicejewishqueer

DO NOT FUCKING QUOTE GAIL DINES
—  

Every sex worker on Tumblr. Repeatedly. Constantly. Daily.

AND YET.

It is a *privilege* to not know who Gail Dines is and to read something she wrote that was actually not virulently hateful towards sex workers or trans women and was maybe on point for once and so to reblog it to all of the sex workers and trans women who follow you.

Spread this post around so people KNOW NOT TO DO THAT SHIT.  If Gail Dines has said something correct, I guarantee you a million other women have said it better. So find a better quote and stop it with Dines.

(via loriadorable)

2 days ago · 4,246 notes · Source · Reblogged from nicejewishqueer

imreallybad:

repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 

3 days ago · 235,725 notes · Source · Reblogged from thebarefootwonderer

zebablah:

thespiritofyamato:

MOTHERFUCKERS COULDN’T GET ON WONDER WOMEN’S LEVEL 

welp

3 days ago · 350,095 notes · Source · Reblogged from jammininmypjs